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so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
Don’t dead open inside
"so i found your tumblr."
"what are you reading?"
"its a…online book."
"oh cool, what’s it about?"
I love that everyone just knows
"I heard you like to write."
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
why i’ll never work at fast foods
i picture myself doing this everyday
"I’m just going to watch the movie when it comes out. I don’t read books."
"airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing"
ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
this is so true
Teenagers are sometimes afraid or guilty to ask for more shit, but old people fucking pester